Why did the frog cross the road?    To see what the chicken was doing

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?   Open toad!
 

How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?
Yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come
 

What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter since he won't come anyway
 

What do you call a frog with legs?   Dinner
 
 

What's green and dangerous?  A frog with a hand-grenade
 

Why did the frog say meow?   He was learning a foreign language

What is a frogs favorite time?   Leap Year!
 

"Waiter, do you have frog legs?"
"No!  I always walk this way!"
 
 

"Waiter, do you have frog legs?"
"Yes Sir!"
"Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanut butter
  and jelly sandwich!"
 
 

What do stylish frogs wear?   Jumpsuits
 

What has more lives than a cat?
A frog that croaks every night
 

What happens when frogs park illegally?   They get toad away!

What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog?    Hop in!
 
 

A lonely frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and asks what his future holds.
The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled and inquires, "Where will I meet her?"
The psychic replies, "In biology lab."
 
 
 
 

A princess was walking through the woods when a frog calls out, "Let me sleep on your pillow and I will turn into a handsome prince!"  It had been a boring day so the princess decided to give it a try.  When the princess awoke the next morning, she found a really handsome prince.
Do you believe the story?   Well neither did her mother!